Monthly Archives: October 2011

Self-Nomination for Mother of the Year Award: Made School Lunch PB&J More Interesting

So, yesterday I sewed monsters.  On the sewing machine.  Crafty Momma scores 1 point.

Tonight, I decided rather than rushing around like a lunatic tomorrow morning before school, I would get the kids’ lunches packed.  Yup.  That’s how good I am.  Organized-Prepared-Thoughtful Momma scores another point.

But, who’s keeping track?

Oh, right… I am…

While I was staring helplessly into my fridge, I thought to myself, I can not bear to pack yet another peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  Those things are so bad for you, they should be considered a dessert, not a sandwich.  The teachers must think we’re awful…

Yet, faced with the option of: 1) my kids need to eat when they are gone all day, so it can’t be too healthy or they won’t touch it, 2) they can’t heat anything up, and: 3) I need to make all the packaging “throw-away” because…well…it gets thrown away.

That doesn’t leave me many options…or them…-

So, my PB&J for tomorrow will have a little twist:

fancy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for kid lunches

I would be President of the United States if my Mom was this creative...oh, and I was old enough, of course. {hahaha.}

Yes, that is a ducky and bunny cookie cutter.  These were the only two that were deep enough for the bread.  I have a bunch of thinner cookie cutters that I’m going to start using on lunch meats too.  And I’ll have to pick up something more…Tater… for Tater….like a pirate…or an Uzi…or a zombie…

And, if you’re wondering where they came from, that would be the cigar box handed down from Snoopy Grandma.  Yes, the same Snoopy Grandma that taught me how to sew.

grandma with drink umbrella and candy cane

Snoopy Grandma circa 1970s. Don't know who I would have turned out to be without this woman. Love the watermelon shirt. Or are they rainbows? And I think she's had enough of the drinks that the umbrella came out of...

Old box of Evermore Cigars

Not even sure who in the family smoked these...but it's a great box. Must have been Pops.

cookie cutters in Evermore cigar box

Check the upper right hand corner. "10 cents straight"....wonder what that meant...No tax? No upcharges from the seller?

So, I, of course, also had to look up Evermore Cigars to see if they are still in business.  Yes, indeed they are.  I couldn’t find a direct business site, which I find odd, but here is a place that sells them in CT:

http://www.cvtobacco.com/Templates/Evermore.html

And here is what they say about them:

“A machine made stogie, never the less, it is a favorite of the “locals” from the Connecticut Tobacco Valley. A local farmer grows the Connecticut Broadleaf wrapper used on this mild blend. The filler is Dominican. The smoothest machine made cigar in my opinion.”

It looks like a box this size would be $89.95 today.  Wow.  Wonder if that’s “straight”?


Arts and Crafts Sunday with the Kids

Yes.  I said it.  Arts and Crafts Sunday.  And I don’t mean we went to an Arts and Crafts show.  That would make sense when you’re talking about me.

I mean we MADE crafty stuff…and I am SO not artsy-craft-sy.  In any manner.  Whatsoever.

I do, however, have a very artsy daughter, who is ultimately left on her own to learn how to paint and draw and color and do creative mixed media stuff.

Not my thing.  Can’t even try.  The most I can do is bring her to Hobby Lobby and turn her loose on supplies.

But, what is little known about me is that I do have one crafty-ish bone in my body.

It’s the one that knows how to sew.

Yes, I said SEW.

Not everyone in my family growing up was like Crazy Doris.  One of them taught me how to sew.  Snoopy Grandma, for those of you keeping track of my family tree…

Anyway, the kids and I decided to sew monsters today.  We had bought a bunch of fleece and stuffing and I had my 6 year old daughter trace an outline of what she wanted the monsters to look like with her sidewalk chalk.

She also did one for her brother.  His MONSTER, that is.

His was made of footballs.  Hers is puppy paw prints.  Really, what else would you make monsters from?

The Chalk Outline

sewing project

I think she's practicing to be a homicide detective

I pinned the fabric together, cut it out, sewed it up.  Left his “bum” open (as Sassy called it…well, to be honest, first she called it his “nuts”…then needed to be reminded that is not a polite word).  We stuffed the filling in his bum/nuts and sewed that closed.  We were supposed to glue faces on them too, but the kids were too interested in playing and not so much in letting the glue dry untouched for 24 hours.  So, no eyes or mouth for our monsters.

The “Machine”

kenmore sewing machine

Yes, I own a sewing machine. See?

Hmmmmm…thought I owned a Singer…

Funny thing was about this sewing machine-I had grown up using a Singer that I didn’t bring with me when I moved out of my parent’s house 1,000 years ago.  I bought this one at Sears at some point in the past decade or so.  I pulled it out of it’s bag and was startled it wasn’t my Singer.  Where the hell did this thing come from??  And why is it accessorized in teal?  I felt like the farmer in Cats vs. Dogs where he goes to sell one of his beagles, walks into his barn, and they are all min-pins.

Yes, it’s been a while since I’ve sewn.

That is me.  I swear.

kenmore sewing machine

Here's the proof. Yes, I made it work. All by myself...I will admit I may have glanced at the manual a couple times...

Happy, happy kids.

boy hugging stuffed pillow

Good enough for him. Luckily, he didn't critique how crooked my stiches were.

stuffed animal and happy girl

This always makes it all worth it...and drags you into doing it again!


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